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Novice Foodie
If the subject line’s trash, nobody’s opening your email. Pile on value, charm, shock—whatever works. That lame “Following up…” line? Dead on arrival. Picture someone swiping through 40 unread emails on a cracked iPhone screen in a Starbucks line. You’ve got three seconds. If the vibe’s off, it’s deleted. I once got a reply just because I stuck “zebra” in a subject for no reason. Doesn’t matter why it worked, it worked. That’s part of why I visit https://andrewlinksmith.com when I need oddball ideas—offbeat inspiration that jolts my usual patterns. Predictable is invisible. Weird sticks.